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Old 11-06-2008, 10:53 AM
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Originally Posted by roundel View Post
Finally, Massa wears a Richard Mille while driving each week and I for one think that is cool as shit!

Vettle and Kubica will be interesting to watch. If Kubica shows some loyalty to BMW, it will benefit him. Vettle needs to land a hotter car but where. Renault perhaps?
i'm fairly sure massa puts it on after the race, just for the interviews. sponsorship being what it is, it's quite obvious he keeps lifting that hand unprecedented number of times (to wipe sweat, nose, brows, adjust his cap, etc etc)

kubica has no reason not to show loyalty at bmw. as long as they keep on this path, the next car will be even better. so he will do better. there is no seat at mac, nor at ferrari at this point. he doesn't want to play second fiddle to alfonso at renault, and toro rosso is about on par w/ bmw, so why switch what you're already comfortable with?

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I don't get Kimi. I think he is the fastest guy in F1, but there is something lacking.
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I think Kimis problems is that he seems almost downright bored with f1. Easy enough when your the top 5(or 4?) money making sportsmen in the world making 40-50mil a year. He is still the fastest outright driver on the grid even though some of his technical skills are lacking compared to others imo.
this is precisely right. he is the kind of person that unless he's winning, or given a capable car, he'll get bored and just as soon park it and hang out w/ his buddies on a yacht in monte carlo. it is what it is


i like his driving but i don't care for his personality.... but.... i do feel alfonso got a bad deal from ron dennis. b/c of hammy's entry, alfonso was treated as HIS development driver. he was given HIS setups. everything on the team was geared towards hammy, and he STILL couldn't win! so, alfonso hates mac, but wants to be in a top team, so that leaves ferrari. how to get there while kimi and massa are occupying it?




here's a little theory (not mine, borrowed from elsewhere):

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fernando's been humbled this year. luca isn't fucking around at ferrari. he sent a very loud, clear message when he re-signed both felipe and kimi. that message: i like team players. 2008 season starts fernando is silent damn near. he keeps his chin down and busts his ass. renault begins to show improvement. he gets back-to-back victories then immediately follows it up with "i'm going to help felipe win". everyone thought it was because he had something against lewis/mclaren, but it's quite obvious what's really going on. he may as well wore red coveralls in that yellow renault at brazil.


fernando's manager is none other than flavio (also the manager of f1 renault). alonso didn't like mclaren... who else is there with the prestige, heritage and downright machines to deliver him a third wdc? ferrari. i'm sure i don't need to spell out why a seat on the red car is so desirable. after the failure at mclaren fernando needs a seat, looks to ferrari thinking he might have a shot as a former two-time world champ. de montezemolo, fresh from watching his two drivers exhibit amazing teamwork in clinching both championships, isn't keen on fernando's publicly-exhibited brand of teamwork. he praises alonso's ability but essentially tells him to fuck off; he's not interested.

alonso goes to flavio briatore, and i'm sure the convo goes something like this...
alonso: flav, i need a seat.
flav: just so happens i have one, my son.
alonso: but flav, i want to wear red.
flav: let's see what happens after this next season.
alonso: thanks.

mid-season... kimi signs a fresh extension.

flav: i have it on good authority that this is kimi's final contract at ferrari.
alonso: how long?
flav: he'll be there until 2010.
alonso: keep me on until then?
flav: of course, my son. as your manager i'd love to see you move to ferrari, but as your team boss i need a few things from you.
alonso: anything...
flav: for starters... piquet... genuinely take him under your wing. i need this kid placing well for me. he's your replacement, and while i'm not asking you to train your next opponent per se i need something of quality.
alonso: okay...

nelson piquet begins throwing down better qualis, consistent race finishes, etc. he shows solid improvement. fernando calms him a bit, tames the fire. goes back to flav...

alonso: you see the results. the kid is on his way.
flav: number two... i want the alonso 2.0... i want the old fernando's skill with a new fernando's attitude. i want you to work with the engineers to improve this car to become a contender. remember your back-to-back wdc's? i want the knowledge that tested and tuned those cars back. make it happen...
alonso: okay...

alonso blazes back-to-back victories. the results speak for themselves...

alonso: again, results...
flav: alright. finally... i need you to be a class act. no public outcries of unfairness... no whining, no bitching, no moaning to the press in this or any country. be polite, be sociable.
alonso: done.

2011 ferrari lineup confirmed: felipe massa and fernando alonso
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