I think this one is still capable of breeding. Maybe not any time in the few hours following the smash, but unfortunately, after that, things should be in good working order. A female mouth breather may come along, see his war wounds, and then volunteer to help soothe his wounds, thereby leading into, well...you should know what happens from there. Kiteboarders 1, Darwin 0.
-Michael
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Vocationally devoted, sublimely disinterested.
2nd degree Black Belt in Kama Sutra
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