Can't lend you mine Dirk. Then you'd know all the "secrets".
As an aside, it was not uncommon for early Scottish warriors to drop their kilts as they were running into battle and fight only in their long shirts. I'm not sure what that was meant to instill but I'm not sure fear is the correct word.
BTW-get the Quaiffe. It's worked very well for me. Oops....I didn't say that! Forget it Dirk. You don't need no stinking LSD!