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Forum: Miscellaneous Discussions 11-26-2011, 02:25 AM
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Posted By savowood
Exactly why I don't live in Houston. ...

Exactly why I don't live in Houston. Unfortunately, some of these 'tards make their way to the track eventually and are just as moronic there.
Forum: Miscellaneous Discussions 07-08-2011, 12:50 AM
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Posted By savowood
Some states it is. Back in the 80s in NC, at...

Some states it is. Back in the 80s in NC, at Wrightsville Beach, the cops would write tickets for that when people would step out of their car barefooted or wearing flip-flops.
Forum: Miscellaneous Discussions 01-27-2011, 12:25 PM
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Posted By savowood
They should have used a trebuchet. The range is...

They should have used a trebuchet. The range is much better.
Forum: Miscellaneous Discussions 01-06-2011, 12:05 PM
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Posted By savowood
Penneys? Thank-you? Since when did a...

Penneys? Thank-you?

Since when did a department store (less the apostrophe) start setting up shop in urinals? And when did "thank you" become a hyphenated word? I'm surprised it wasn't signed,...
Forum: Miscellaneous Discussions 10-26-2010, 01:55 AM
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Posted By savowood
I'm pretty sure this is a fail... ...

I'm pretty sure this is a fail...

http://assets1.thrivesmart.net/pictures/18/pimped-red-car-huge-spoiler.original.jpg
Forum: Miscellaneous Discussions 05-07-2010, 09:05 AM
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Posted By savowood
Find out of there's reciprocity. If not, screw...

Find out of there's reciprocity. If not, screw it. Pay it and forget about it. Just don't move to Ohio any time soon.

Otherwise, get there, explain to the judge you were in an unfamiliar...
Forum: Miscellaneous Discussions 03-19-2010, 02:16 PM
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Posted By savowood
It's hard to say. USC is known as the Trojans. ...

It's hard to say. USC is known as the Trojans. :lol:
Forum: Miscellaneous Discussions 03-05-2010, 09:42 AM
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Posted By savowood
Give that girl some sneezing powder. :D ...

Give that girl some sneezing powder. :D

This reminds me of a joke...

A woman is on an airliner sitting next to a nice gentleman whom she had not met. The gentleman all of a sudden lets out a...
Forum: Miscellaneous Discussions 02-16-2010, 08:57 AM
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Posted By savowood
Why did I think this was going to be NSFW? :lol:...

Why did I think this was going to be NSFW? :lol:

-Michael
Forum: Miscellaneous Discussions 12-29-2009, 04:25 AM
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Posted By savowood
If you honestly think the security screening...

If you honestly think the security screening process at the gates will catch any serious threat, you need to read up on "security theater" a bit. That part is to make you feel better...like they're...
Forum: Miscellaneous Discussions 07-07-2009, 08:10 PM
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Posted By savowood
I feel like this or something remarkably similar...

I feel like this or something remarkably similar has been posted here before, but I can't find it. Enjoy (again?)...


http://newmedia.funnyjunk.com/pictures/opijkpojk.jpg
Forum: Miscellaneous Discussions 04-17-2009, 01:48 PM
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Posted By savowood
I think it was the guilt of having tried that...

I think it was the guilt of having tried that made him give this offer in the first place.

-Michael
Forum: Miscellaneous Discussions 04-17-2009, 11:18 AM
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Posted By savowood
We know which neighbor it wasn't. :lol: ...

We know which neighbor it wasn't. :lol:

-Michael
Forum: Miscellaneous Discussions 02-25-2009, 05:09 PM
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Posted By savowood
Stormtrooper fail... ...

Stormtrooper fail...

http://whybenormal.today.com/files/2009/02/fired-stormtrooper.jpg
Forum: Miscellaneous Discussions 02-09-2009, 09:48 PM
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Posted By savowood
Or maybe it has just been a while. :roll:

Or maybe it has just been a while. :roll:
Forum: Miscellaneous Discussions 02-03-2009, 07:42 PM
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Posted By savowood
Holy crap... First off, my comment was a...

Holy crap...

First off, my comment was a failed attempt at humor. I can easily see how a comment such as that could easily be taken the wrong way. I didn't intend to upset or insult you. It was...
Forum: Miscellaneous Discussions 12-17-2008, 10:41 PM
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Posted By savowood
The picture of the guy with a mullet is enough to...

The picture of the guy with a mullet is enough to make it a fail. The rest is just...

...ahem...

...icing on the cake.

Sorry! Sorry! Sorry! It's just too easy sometimes.

-Michael
Forum: Miscellaneous Discussions 12-17-2008, 06:22 PM
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Posted By savowood
Never question the bravery of an American...

Never question the bravery of an American soldier...
Forum: Miscellaneous Discussions 12-16-2008, 11:25 PM
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Posted By savowood
True Love?

http://img368.imageshack.us/img368/2740/ilovesatanzk5.jpg
Forum: Miscellaneous Discussions 08-17-2008, 10:07 AM
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Posted By savowood
Bus Fail

Did they get a refund?
Forum: Miscellaneous Discussions 07-16-2008, 12:49 AM
Replies: 8,776
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Posted By savowood
At work, we call this Step 23 based on Google...

At work, we call this Step 23 based on Google maps directions from New York to somewhere in Europe, which was posted to our internal humor list about 15 times in one week. Google has fixed it, but...
Forum: Miscellaneous Discussions 07-10-2008, 09:48 PM
Replies: 8,776
Views: 1,499,293
Posted By savowood
Any car able to do 120+ at only 2k RPM has my...

Any car able to do 120+ at only 2k RPM has my vote. :p

-Michael
Forum: Miscellaneous Discussions 07-07-2008, 09:09 AM
Replies: 8,776
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Posted By savowood
I understand it's time to change this. :D ...

I understand it's time to change this. :D

Have you done anything with that kitchen pass yet?

-Michael
Forum: Miscellaneous Discussions 07-06-2008, 03:49 PM
Replies: 8,776
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Posted By savowood
It seems they also forgot to put the location in....

It seems they also forgot to put the location in. I went to the page, and there's no location there either. Not to mention it fails to give a time or date. It seems there's a massive failure here....
Forum: Miscellaneous Discussions 06-26-2008, 11:39 AM
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Posted By savowood
I feel the pain. I'm still waiting on IMA to...

I feel the pain. I'm still waiting on IMA to call me back with the bad, or likely worse news.

-Michael
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