Seems someone should help this guy...
 

Uh, I'll get right on that... as soon as I'm finished with......

too funny. One more reason not to leave food in car..it attracts psychos

Nigerian money swap with a new twist?
ARF

a whack-job with a computer...and a hard-on for porsches...shocker. Wait that was a little too close to home. ;)

After reading Micheal's plight, I couldn't bare not to help him out. I found a shipper who picked up my car and shipped it to California for only $10,000. I admired Micheal's strength in admitting he is bipolar. I'm sure my car will be fine in his hands. After all, he worked at a car wash and I'm sure he's drivin all kinds of cars. So he must have oodles of experience behind the wheel. When I spoke to him on the phone he said he'd fax me a copy of his driver's license. He must be really busy with his envirnmental activism because he hasn't gotten back to me yet. That's ok, his parents are consevative Texans so I feel I can trust him.
I do have a quick question. Is it true you have to have the title to the car in the glove compartment when driving in Texas? Weird.:?