My wife needs a job....
 

L retired at the end of December. I'm still caught in the daily drudgery till the end of March. So need to go into work occasionally to.... actually not sure why I have to go in since I generally telework?

So I get home yesterday and find she'd slipped into my Hurt Locker in the basement and left me a surprise. No idea where she got this thing. But clearly she has to much time on her hands now!!!111!!!
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You could mount it on a stake outside the front door to keep all the unicorns away. Damn unicorns...maybe it would work against squirrels too!

Holy crap!

I wish I could have seen your face... Good for Linda!

Sweet! I figured you needed a few extra mags.

I think who ever tried to get in is going to need that unicorn, they have no chance against that arsenal of weapons..
I don't know if you have a daughter or not but I bet you her boyfriends were on there best behavior..

I think TR is referring to the Tactical Vest on the right. He has had a Unicorn Head in his basement for years. That's common knowledge.

I assumed he meant the digital camo, Kevlar baby crib in the lower left....

Doesn't everyone have a their coming of age Unicorn kill trophy and Elf ears?

I managed to get a pic of this guy while out west some years ago. :p
http://www.jackalopearts.org/studiopix/jackalope4.jpg

I just noticed - is that a bazooka against the wall half way up?