all-time best eBay ad
 

Just in case you guys didn't see this on Pelican - the best eBay ads ever. Read the whole thing. You'll howl.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...category=10460

That was great. If you want to do something else fun, try this:

"To all of you who live, or have lived in Baltimore, I urge you to call
443-573-2800 to hear the voice prompts of the Baltimore City Parking
Authority. They save the best for last, so be sure to listen for option
#7! and press #7. I can't believe our gov't actually has a sense of
humor"

Damn! I was all set to bid until I found out the cat pissed on it.