Because careful if he tries give you a check.....
 

http://www.wtopnews.com/?nid=456&sid=1074899

Ingenuity....maybe. Dumbass.....definitely. Another entry in the log.....

I hope he isn't religious. That won't exactly look too good when standing at the pearly gates.

"um, so let me get this straight, you forged my signature?"

Really, there's no good answer to that one.

:)

"insert doobie smoking smilie here"