I thought you country folk were supposed to be all friendly-like? ;)

Congrats!

Don't scare the little fella too much. It sounds like your daughter is a pretty tough girl so he may have enough to worry about. A bloody baseball bat on the seat of the car that he has to move to get in is a nice touch though. :twisted:

O That is so dooable. I like it. :D

Have you thought of the super nice guy approach so he'll feel guilty about his intentions?

Just kidding! Scare the crap out of him!

Devon has already asked me to be nice to him, I just told her I would simply be myself, to which she replied, "Oh $hit" :)

If it's raining, hand him a portable DVD player with that scene from Annie Hall, where the brother tells Woody Allen about his urge to drive head-on into traffic, and then a scene or two later is driving him to the airport (in a Porsche, of course). :D

Peter

PS: Like the Freddy Kreuger!

• Mel Horowitz (Dan Hedaya)

Remember the movie Clueless? The father figure played by Dan Hedaya was extremely protective of his daughter. At one point in the movie he says to a boy who has arrived at the house to pick up daughter Cher for a date: "If anything happens to my daughter, I've got a .45 and a shovel. I doubt anybody would miss you."

Her orders cam in, the little wench is going to Hawaii. :)

wow, that sounds cool to me.

Pineapples.
 

I may not drive a Porsche but I can sure pronounce it right!
Thank you all for the comments, it is truly touching to see how many strangers (however strange y'all might be) thank me and all the other service members for their duty.
An update since my dad fails at it: Hawaii is freakin' awesome. Being military police however requires training that is only self-taught. The art of thumb twiddling.
--Devon