I thought I told you to lay off the BrakeKleen?

...and his nose with the other hand?:p

simpsons right
 

simpsons?

Yeah, it's the Simpsons episode with the Stonecutters, and they accidentally find that Homer is their leader.

Guilty! Ya got me...I guess my secret is out!!!

I briefly considered the Masons after reading the previously cited article from the Washington Post. It had sort of a ring to it, especially since they have go-carts and fez's. I quickly discounted this though, since I'm of Italian descent, I figured its gonna be Knights of Columbus for me, although I'm going to wait till I'm a bit older. Besides, they got swords, and better hats too.

I used to get in trouble as a kid for hot-wiring my Dad's Shriner car and rally driving it down dirt roads in Oklahoma. No matter how severe the punishments progressively became, I just couldn't resist the allure of powersliding that go kart around corners on dirt roads after "liberating" it from the garage. :lol:

If your Catholic, I guess the KOC will work fine. After all it is the only fraternity authorised for men of the church to belong to. If I am not mistaken, Italy was a hot bed for different sects of Masonry in the 11th and 12th centuries.

"authorized" ? :shock::roll:

I am at a loss.

1. Mr D was a Shriner.

2. TD stole cars as a child to joyride.

3. Oklahoma.

Todd, can I use this entire post as my sig?