OR,
Dorkiphus,
a drinking group
with a droving problem !
or a bumpersticker applied upside down...
If you can read this
I just lifted in the chute!
DORKIPHUS

:lol:

"Dorkiphus: We can ALL afford Porsches, so you do not impress us"

good idea! lol

Heavist element know to science - the Dorkiphus (Df)
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It has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 87 lurking positrons, and 798 active negatrons, giving it an atomic mass of 911.

These 911 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lefton-like particles called peons.

Under certain circumstances, usually involving beer, the number of lurking positrons can increase to 120, raising Dorkifus to an atomic mass of 944. But this is a highly unstable condition, and the additional 33 positrons are usually seen leaving when the beer is gone.

Dorkiphus has a normal half-life of 2- 6 years. But it does not decay, and can often last longer. This can occur when it undergoes a restoration project where some of the active negatrons can be exchanged for dollartrons. This collection process is often affected by the morons forces, which can elevate dollartron consumption to almost infinity, because they have no apparent mass, especially via PayPal. But when combined with beer, evidence indicates that some dollartrons will morph into isodopes, which can temporarily increase the mass of a Dorkiphus until it comes crashing down, most often due to early apexing or interference by a spousatron.

Some scientists believe that Dorkiphus is formed whenever morons reach a critical concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as critical morass. Evidence abounds at dorkiphus.net.

:lol: That was pretty good, Tony.

shit just got heavy

lol