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Originally Posted by S1L1C0N

Hack the planet!! Hack the planet!!!! They're trashing our rights, man! They're trashing the flow of data! Trashing! Trashing! Trashing!!!11!0ne!111!

:twisted:

Nice site, btw. I like the videos. :mrgreen:

I also like spazegun2213 continuing to rant about us here (and cross post links). God damned Porsche owners. Just how many car BBS's are you going to cross post this thread to anyway?

they must be talkin' about some ghey ass porsh owners that end up having matching outfits with their cars... hmmm, nope, none like that here.... i keep tellin' you guys, just get a longhood and you'll never hear a cross word directed at you. (nor at your driving :mrgreen: see you in the next tire wall suckahs! :twisted: )

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Originally Posted by Cliff Claven

Amen, brother. The inevitable course of life. Meet the new boss, same as the old boss.... Not Chris' fault--he doesn't direct it--he's hardly even a pimple on the butt of a fly on its ass--probably doesn't even realize how insidious is the web he's caught himself in. It's the internet itself--that's the man. And cellular phones and GPS, it's all one. Black boxes in your cars. Massive databases of all of your supermarket and credit card purchases over the past ten years. They're watching you. A real life Matrix, all run by a cadre of elite multinational capitalist industrialists. Ruling over the massive hordes of human sheep and swine that are brainwashed from birth by cable TV and state-run schools, injected with "vaccines" that alter their immune systems, programmed to drink low grade beer and eat packaged foods. Made to work to pay the taxes that feed the machine that extends its ever-growing tentacles, its military and economic armies, further and further around the globe so that one day the goal of utter world domination and control can be reached. The only solution is to unplug all the computers and phones, switch off the television and live in the wilderness. Don't pay the $17. Give your parts away to your dorki brethren. And make your way into the mountains.

The above is worth $17 on its own -- that is high quality material, people. "And make your way into the mountains" :lol: :lol:

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Originally Posted by Noah

The above is worth $17 on its own -- that is high quality material, people. "And make your way into the mountains" :lol: :lol:

Agreed. This may actually be the post of the year.

OMG! I gotta go home and burn metal. I'm starting to hear those voices again!:mad:

I own a couple of Porsches and sincerely hope I’m “middle-aged!”

I'm with you David. I thought about selling one of mine and buying a Subie. They seem to be much more accommodating to us middle aged guys. :mrgreen:
And then my wife woke me from my nap and said it was time for dinner.

I actually went to the local dealer and looked at an STI, triple black and had deleted the spoilers so it was a sleeper, only problem was that it got worse gas mileage then the wifes SRX, since I am just about everything that posted link held distasteful, I will use the Boxturd for a Daily driver and flick boogers at the STI drivers when they blow by. Being middle aged aint bad, it means I have extra cash to pi$$ away on toys & the gray hair that keeps me from getting tickets ;)

I had a Subie WRX, but hated being thought of as a highschool jackass whose mommy made my car payments.. so I sold it ;)

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Originally Posted by racer

I had a Subie WRX, but hated being thought of as a highschool jackass whose mommy made my car payments.. so I sold it ;)

you mean no one mistook you for a lesbian?