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[Seltzer]

First off I need a caption for the picture below. Once I have a caption, then I will ask another question about it. :lol:

[APKhaos]

[In a David Attenborough voice] "The rare Red Zuffengrouse builds its nest in the rusty frame of longhood Porsche 911s. It is endangered now, as more of its favorite nesting spots are converted to R Gruppe cars at great cost by affluent Porsche enthusiasts."

[vranko]

First off I need a caption for the picture below. Once I have a caption, then I will ask another question about it. :lol:

"Man, I don't remembering eating straw for dinner." -- he said after his code brown excursion!

[Nerfbar]

I've got to shave that bikini line!

[BillC]

And the quest for alternate fuel sources continues....

Or:

Another alternate fuel source fails to live up to the hype....

Or:

In a quest for efficiency, he decided to skip the intermediate step in cow-produced methane and go directly to the source.

[Cliff Claven]

the grass is always greener on the other side of the track

could also do, grass is always greener on the underside

[joep]

Mom? I know you're in there!

[Seltzer]

Next question.....whose car is it......think VIR last weekend.

[Seltzer]

Maybe this will help :p:p

[turbo23dog]

A-ha. Future El Presidente! Turn 4...and a cheer went up from the crowd as he saved it...

[Richard Curtis]

He went off in 4, too??

[APKhaos]

A-ha. Future El Presidente! Turn 4...and a cheer went up from the crowd as he saved it...

In that case, " Players will please replace their divots".

[Seltzer]

A-ha. Future El Presidente! Turn 4...and a cheer went up from the crowd as he saved it...

WRONG.....Turn 4, I didn't know about that.....this was the bottom of Hog Pen (how appropriate for the future Prez, to make a mess in "hog pen").

Next, the video!:p:p:p:p

[Dandelion]

[In a David Attenborough voice] "The rare Red Zuffengrouse builds its nest in the rusty frame of longhood Porsche 911s. It is endangered now, as more of its favorite nesting spots are converted to R Gruppe cars at great cost by affluent Porsche enthusiasts."

"This is the Guards Red badger. Guards red badger don't give a (*&(*&"

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[Mrs. B-Man]

He went off in 4, too??

My gals asked, "What cuss words did he use BOTH TIMES HE WENT OFF at VIR?" Drover claims no foul language excaped his mouth, but ... "video or it didn't happen".

[HoodPin]

And here I thought John wasn't getting enough roughage in his diet...:lol:

[Trak Ratt]

And here I thought John wasn't getting enough roughage in his diet...:lol:
From the looks of his scat he's getting plenty :p

[HateDCRoads]

For the record it was Hog Pen and Turn 3. I was going for the Three-Peat, but rain intervened . . .

Thanks for the post, Dick. As my Dad says, no such thing as bad publicity . . .

And Mia, I might have used one or two words, but Brian has made it clear I am not to teach them any NEW words . . .

[Hunter]

Who has papers............

[Seltzer]

He needs to quit looking in his mirrors!

VIR Sep 2012 Hog Pen excursion - YouTube

[Dr K]

Just kinda drove right off there... :roll:

[HoodPin]

32960

[BMAN]

He finally hits an apex and immediately drives off? It was probably the only curb he'd seen up close and was too busy admiring it when he should have been turning the car.

[vranko]

:lol:

I think he saw a vision of our waitress from Friday night in the woods and followed it ;)

He finally hits an apex and immediately drives off? It was probably the only curb he'd seen up close and was too busy admiring it when he should have been turning the car.

[BMAN]

I think he saw a vision of our waitress from Friday night in the woods

Or her father. ;)

[HateDCRoads]

Or her father. ;)

Why would that matter? I don't think he has jubblies.

[John Clay]

Should I know what a Jublie is?

[BMAN]

I don't think he has jubblies.

Oh b e h a v e!

[vranko]

Should I know what a Jublie is?

You've probably heard of them under a different name (https://www.google.com/search?q=jubblies) :oops: HateDCRoads just like to show off his vocabulary or his ability to use Google :lol:

[BlackTalon]

Hmmm, his use of Google obviously does not extend to Google Maps...

[HateDCRoads]

I didn't use Google. Vranko used Google. I know what a Jubblie is.

And I knew where the track was, I was just probing the grass for potential trouble spots, ya know, in case my student had issues.

[John Clay]

Learned "docent" tiday as well. I'm gettin so edumicated on dorki.

[Seltzer]

So Dorki really is an EDUCATIONAL website? If so, are our donations tax deductable?

[Trak Ratt]

...If so, are our donations tax deductable?:lol: mine are!

[Seltzer]

:lol: mine are!

Mmmm, I may have to turn you into the IRS.....oh wait, isn't that where you and your wife work? So that is how it works.....you work for the IRS and then can massage all the data......

[Trak Ratt]

Mmmm, I may have to turn you into the IRS.....oh wait, isn't that where you and your wife work? So that is how it works.....you work for the IRS and then can massage all the data......
Actually, Evan is the one that does that ;)

[HateDCRoads]

Actually, Evan is the one that does that ;)

Hmmm, Evan watches over the Stimulus funds, Evan gets a new car and a new house . . . quite Stimulating!

[Trak Ratt]

... I was just probing the grass for potential trouble spots, ya know, in case my student had issues.Other than the one in the right seat :p

[HateDCRoads]

Other than the one in the right seat :p

I never represented that I would IMPROVE his driving.

[N Fotouhi]

I think he realized how bad he sucks at driving on the track and decided to head for the woods. Looks like he sucks at that too since he did not make it.:D

[Seltzer]

I think he realized how bad he sucks at driving on the track and decided to head for the woods. Looks like he sucks at that too since he did not make it.:D

you got that right....as I followed him, I really wondered why he went off.....really must have been too focused on his mirrors.......geez :D